I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
