North Korea, Best Korea!
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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