Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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