The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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