i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
either way he was missing a nipple.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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