let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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