While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
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How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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