I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
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Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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