Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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