I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
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I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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