Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
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just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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