i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
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You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
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