You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
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These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
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Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
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