she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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