Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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