You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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