I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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