I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
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Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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