So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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