I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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