I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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