she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
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