I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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