I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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