i just google imaged poop.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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