If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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