would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
is this the sara with the beer cane?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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