Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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