I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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