So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'd cum for enchiladas.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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