I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
