omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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