We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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