Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I love you.
Bad choice
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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