you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
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do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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