you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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