You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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