Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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