did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
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Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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