Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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