i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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