On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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