so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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