when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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