What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
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you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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