It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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