btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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