Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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