She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
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Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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