her vagine was all disorganized.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
im calling her cock vulture from now on
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
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