Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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