Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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