I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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