just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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