My friends, they love my intelligence
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
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please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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