I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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