was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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