Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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